{"title":"Alien Dildos","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn these amazing times when billionaires can build their own rockets and pop up into space to take a look, the future of human galactic exploration and expansion looks like a bright one. Of course, while finding new planets and suns and asteroids and blah blah is pretty interesting, what we are all really hoping for is to discover some sexy alien civilisations to breed with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have contacts in high places, and so we have spoken to our friends at Area 51 to find out about the aliens that have already been discovered. This has enabled our designers to create our amazing alien dildo range with sex toys inspired by the real-life, extra-terrestrial fun parts of our intergalactic friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur alien dildos are perfect for exploring all of your sci-fi fantasies. Whether you are a wannabe starship captain beaming down to new planets and seducing the sexy locals or you want to wrestle with a giant desert sandworm, our alien dildo collection has the ideal sex toy for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have alien dildos in a wide range of different sizes, shapes, colours and styles. The great thing about an alien dildo is that there are no limitations when it comes to design, making these some of our wildest and wackiest sex toys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith unique textures, different knots, bumps and other features, our alien dildo range has some of our best-selling items. They are all made from the highest quality materials including 100% platinum-cured silicone, so they look great, deliver supernova orgasms and are super easy to look after and clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur alien dildos range from slim, beginner-friendly designs to thick, heavily textured beasts built for advanced play. Shaft textures vary across the range - expect ridged spirals, bumpy nodules, asymmetric protrusions and tapered tips that create unusual sensations with every movement. Many designs feature genuine glow-in-the-dark pigmentation, so they light up in the dark for a truly otherworldly atmosphere. Colourways go far beyond anything in our other ranges: nebula purples, toxic greens, UV-reactive blues and multi-pour blends that you simply will not find in any other toy category. All are cast in 100% platinum-cured, body-safe silicone and come with suction cup bases for hands-free use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/en-us\"\u003eDragon Dildo\u003c\/a\u003e UK offers free express delivery on orders over £60, so order yours today and we will send it via flying saucer as soon as possible (other shipping methods may be used).\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"alien-dildo","title":"Alien Dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake your alien fantasy come true with this huge sci-fi Alien-inspired fantasy sex toy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Alien Dildo's gently pointed tip leads down to a generous shaft with a modest 5cm girth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIts subtle ridges and bulges are sure to bring stimulating pleasure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHOW BIG IS HE?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTotal Size: 21.5cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 19cm\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDiameter: 5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dragon Dildo®","offers":[{"title":"Wraith \/ 19 \/ 5","offer_id":57133851607414,"sku":"1017181","price":48.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/6554\/5200\/files\/Alien_Dildo_-_Xenomorph.png?v=1749734353"},{"product_id":"koi-spawning-ovipositor","title":"Koi Spawning Ovipositor","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIntroduce the Koi Spawning Ovipositor into your bedroom aquarium and experience the thrill of simulated spawning with this textured, fish-shaped dildo! 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Part dildo, part alien eggs, this unique toy will take you on an intergalactic journey you won't forget. Enjoy out-of-this-world sensations as it slowly deposits its alien eggs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW BIG IS HE?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eTotal Size: 22.3cm\u003cbr\u003eInsertable Length: 20.3cm\u003cbr\u003eDiameter: 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStill choosing the perfect fit? Pick from over 150 dragon dildos ranging from 10 cm to 45 cm+. \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\"\u003eBrowse the official Dragon Dildo store\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePlease note: We do not recommend using silicone eggs anally, as there is a risk of an egg becoming lodged. 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Pick from over 150 dragon dildos ranging from 10 cm to 45 cm+. \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\"\u003eBrowse \u003c\/a\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.dragondildo.co.uk\/\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwjY5dP0lrCTAxUTxDgGHUSvKcoQ2tcJKNrXCXoECCoQFA\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDragon Dildo®\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/en-us\"\u003e now\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dragon Dildo UK","offers":[{"title":"Hex \/ 23.8 \/ 7.7","offer_id":56819221365110,"sku":"1065491","price":65.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/6554\/5200\/files\/IMG_9067.jpg?v=1772627919"},{"product_id":"nyog-sotha-alien-dildo","title":"Nyog’Sotha – Alien Dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vile prophet from beyond the stars, pulsing with unknown desires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompact yet sinister, with a veined texture and alien swell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW BIG IS HE?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTotal length: 14.8cm\u003cbr\u003eInsertable length: 12.2cm\u003cbr\u003eHead width: 3.1cm\u003cbr\u003eMax diameter: 4.8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from 100% premium platinum medical-grade silicone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStill choosing the perfect fit? 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Her presence demands submission; her touch promises the fullness of surrender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pump-fed \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\/collections\/alien-dildo\"\u003ealien ovipositor\u003c\/a\u003e is built to fill and breed through the full egg-laying ritual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOW BIG IS SHE?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTotal length: 20.3cm\u003cbr\u003eMax diameter: 6.8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from 100% premium platinum medical-grade silicone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStill choosing the perfect fit? Pick from over 150 dragon dildos ranging from 10cm to 45cm+. 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