2025’s Most Squirting, Spurting Ejaculating Dildo

With this year’s new sex toys already making a serious splash in 2025, it’s time to look at some of the wettest, wildest gadgets. Of course, that means Ejaculating Dildos, the squirting sensations delivering colossal cumshots to all their loyal fans. From their multi-dimensional designs to their explosive finales, Ejaculating Dildos are packed full of fun features that have 

So, grab a towel (you’ll need it!) and get ready for our rundown (or hose down!) as we reveal 2025’s most squirting, spurting Ejaculating Dildo. 

#1 Kentucky Derby Ejaculating Horse Dildo

Hold onto your hats and prepare for a ride like no other with the Kentucky Derby Ejaculating Horse Dildo. Inspired by the thunderous power of one of the planet’s most celebrated horse races globally, this formidable pleasure provider is built to impress with its grand stature and dynamic functionality.

At a breathtaking 34cm in length and a girthy 6.9cm in diameter, the Kentucky Derby isn't just big, it's a verified behemoth. It is designed for everyone who craves intensity and fullness with a three-part shaft that escalates the experience from start to finish. The base section features a robust set of giant balls, perfectly positioned to stimulate the clitoris or perineum as you gallop to glory. It is anchored by a sturdy suction cup, offering stable hands-free play.

The middle section of the shaft presents a smooth, sleek glide for deep rhythmic thrusting but as you approach the summit, it transitions into heavily ribbed terrain, culminating in a rounded, hoodless head.

The Kentucky Derby is equipped with a large internal reservoir, a syringe for easy filling and a hand pump connected by an air tube. This setup allows for a controlled release, mimicking the explosive finish of a real thoroughbred climax. 

#2 Primordial Werewolf Ejaculating Dildo

The Primordial Werewolf Ejaculating Dildo is a beastly delight that promises to transform your nights into howling adventures. This visually striking and powerfully built toy is not for the faint of heart but is designed for those who crave a walk on the wild side of pleasure.

Dominating at 24cm in length and nearly 7cm in diameter, the Primordial Werewolf marks its territory as a massive contender in the Ejaculating Dildo dimension. Its standout feature, an enormous double knot near the base, is engineered to intensify the feeling of fullness and stretch, making each penetration an event of epic proportions. Above the knots, the shaft is adorned with four rows of meticulously crafted ridges, each designed to caress and stimulate every crease and contour within, all topped with a highly textured head. 

The Primordial Werewolf is constructed from top-grade silicone, ensuring a safe and pleasurable experience while balancing firmness with flexibility. The suction cup base provides stability for hands-free operations while the large internal reservoir and quick pump design make this a top-tier Ejaculating Dildo.

#3 Black Dragon Ejaculating Dragon Dildo

Enter the fiery domain of the Black Dragon Ejaculating Dragon Dildo, a formidable beast that elevates the art of climax to mythic proportions. Measuring an impressive 21cm in length and 5.8cm in diameter, the Black Dragon is another sizeable contender for the most substantial sex toy crown. 

But size isn’t its only virtue because where the Black Dragon truly excels is in its ultra-textured shaft. Adorned with scales, ridges, lumps and bumps, the Black Dragon is meticulously crafted to stimulate every nook and cranny it encounters. As you traverse its length, each texture variation offers a different layer of stimulation, from subtle nibbles to pronounced ridges. This design perfectly marries aesthetics with functionality in a dance of dragon-inspired delight.

Of course, when you are primed and ready to experience the pinnacle of pleasure, the Black Dragon delivers an almighty jet of jizz from its exposed head tip.

#4 Serena’s Song Ejaculating Horse Dildo

Named after the legendary American thoroughbred, Serena’s Song Ejaculating Horse Dildo is a champion in its own right. Standing tall at 26.9 cm in length and 6.2 cm in diameter, this may be our number 4 Ejaculating Dildo, but Serena’s Song is an imposing pleasure device. 

The dildo features a unique flat, flared head, a little reminiscent of a cobra’s hood, which offers an intense initial stretch and continuous stimulation. Further down the shaft, two knots - one near the base and another midway - add layers of intensity, mimicking the powerful muscular build of its namesake. 

The massive balls at the base add to the lifelike feel and also provide stability when mounted on its robust suction cup base. But it's the ejaculting feature that really elevates Serena’s Song to the top stable. It comes saddled and ready with everything from the syringe to the pump, making setup and squirt an absolute breeze. 

Final Thoughts

And so as we welcome 2025, it’s great to see that this year’s Ejaculating Dildos are just as soakingly superb as ever! Ejaculating Dildos are more than just sex toys, they are squirting, spurting marvels which create gateways to new dimensions of lifelike loveliness. Check out our rundown and choose your favourite Dragon Dildo® Ejaculating Dildo for all your fantasy fulfilment needs and fill it with our cum lube.