The Best Alien Dildo of 2024

Calling all cosmic kinksters! 2024 has proven to be a stellar year for Alien Dildos, with new releases that are sending fantasy lovers into orbit. These alien appendages are designed to deliver extraterrestrial ecstasy with futuristic features for deep black hole exploration. Alien Dildos have long pushed the boundaries of pleasure which is why they have become firm favourites among fantasy toy fans. But this year’s space oddities have really hit the stratosphere in terms of both design and performance. 


So if you are looking for some intergalactic indulgence, here are our top picks for the best Alien Dildo of 2024. Prepare for a probing like no other!

#1 The Tentacle Dildo 

Blue tentacle dildo

 

Creatures from other planets take all manners of freaky forms and some of our Alien Dildos are those with truly out-of-this-world designs. The Tentacle Dildo certainly ticks this box and would not look out of place in a museum of modern art. 


At 21cm in length and 5.5cm in diameter, the Tentacle Dildo has respectable dimensions for both vaginal and anal play but it is its form and features that make this an extra special extraterrestrial.


The Tentacle Dildo features a wavy-shaped shaft that starts out thick near the bottom and tapers slightly to a rounded tip. On one side the Tentacle Dildo has subtle scale details but the other has a double row of suckers from the base to the head which itself is covered in multiple suckers of different sizes. These delicious naughty little nubbins provide incredible intimate sensations that are a bit like dotted condoms on steroids. 


Without a doubt, our best Alien Dildo of 2024 and a worthy winner!

#2 The Hellhound Ejaculating Dildo

Hellhound Ejaculating Dildo

From Space Tentacles to Planetary Pooches, the Hellhound Ejaculating Dildo is the highest-ranked of a trio of ejaculating dildos on this list. Sorry, but not sorry because we absolutely love a squirting sex toy and the Hellhound delivers a doggy drenching that gets us super wet!


The Hellhound is one hell of an Alien Dildo and at 27cm long and 5.5cm wide, it is perfectly formed to delve deep into any orifice and seek out your most sensitive spots. The Hellhound has a flat houndish head and comes in a beautiful pink and grey colour scheme that many of our favourite Alien Dildos feature and has a huge double knot right near the base. This means that if you can manage to take all of the shaft inside, that final inch or two will reward you with a final pop of hole-stretching pleasure.


The Hellhound comes with a syringe, tube and handpump for its squirting functions so you can live out all your breeding fantasies and cumshot cravings. 


A Hellhound straight from horny heaven!

#3 The Abada Dark Ice Monster Ejaculating Dildo

Abada Dark Ice Monster Ejaculating Dildo

 

The Dark Ice Monster range is one of our new favourite Alien Dildo collections with an exciting turquoise and pink colour scheme. The Abada Ejaculating Dildo is among the very best Dark Ice Monsters for its design, dimensions and overall functionality.


Size-wise, the Abada is a behemoth at 23.6cm, putting it firmly near the top of the list of lengthiest Alien Dildos. It has a flat head and a relatively straight shaft, split into two with a subtle ribbed divider and a slender diameter of 5.8cm.


The Abada is named after a mythical monster from Central African folklore, said to resemble a unicorn but with two horns rather than one. This toy pays tribute to that colossal creature with a suction cup base featuring two horned mini shafts, almost like the ears of a rampant rabbit vibrator. These can be used for clitoral stimulation, double penetration and just for aesthetic perfection!

#4 The Skunk Ape Swamp Monster Ejaculating Dildo

Skunk Ape Swamp Monster Ejaculating Dildo

 

The Skunk Ape Swamp Monster may only be number four on this list but it is definitely number one for weird and wacky designs. Shaped like a giant, bulging sausage, the Skunk Ape has an enormous bulbous head that tapers from an almost equally massive base with no ribs, knots or any other dividers. This creates one uninterrupted hole-stuffing experience which is surprisingly rare these days in the universe of Alien Dildos.


The Skunk Ape is also not overly textured featuring only V-shaped grooves that go all the way up the shaft. From first sight to initial experimentation, you get the sense that this is a toy built for serious, uncompromising penetration. And we love it!


The Skunk Ape comes with the tube, syringe and pump you will need to get it squirting and sits on a giant ball sack suction cup base. It comes in the pastel pink hues that have made the Swamp Monster collection so popular and which is a nice change from some of the more intensely coloured Alien Dildos on the market. Speaking of which…

#5 The Demon King’s Tongue

Demon King’s Tongue

 

Tongue Dildos have become very popular in recent years and 2024 has seen some of the freakiest French kissers to date. The Demon King’s Tongue is a vibrant purple and metallic orange sex toy which we can guarantee is like nothing you have ever seen before. As you have probably guessed from its name, the insertable section is shaped like a long, lascivious tongue, snaking out of a serpentine demon’s head which forms the base.


The Demon King’s Tongue is a phenomenal 35cm in length and textured just like a rough tongue for a sensory treat. It is 6cm in diameter where the tongue comes out of the demon’s mouth but tapers to a slender 1cm wide tip for precise P-Spot and G-Spot magic. What else could you want?!

Final Thoughts

As you can see, 2024 has been a close encounter of the kinkiest kind! Alien Dildos have long taken the fantasy sex toy scene to new dimensions of delight and provided new pleasure planets to explore. From ovipositor oddities to tentacled treats, this has been an amazing year for Alien Dildos. Let’s see what next year has to bring!