The Best Canine Dildo of 2024
The sex toy gods have spoken and 2024 is officially the year of the Canine Dildo! That’s right, this year has seen the unleashing (pardon the pun) of a whole new breed of Canine Dildos and they are barking mad in the best possible ways! These knotty little numbers are more than man’s best friends, they are innovative pleasure pets which have topped the charts for fantasy sex toys in 2024.
But which canine creations have stolen the spotlight this year? To help you choose your new loyal bedroom buddy, here is our choice for the best Canine Dildo of 2024.
#1 The Ringo Canine Dildo
Straight in at number one on our list of the best Canine Dildo of 2024, comes the hugely popular Ringo. Aside from its fantastic name (There was a farmer had a dog and Ringo was its name, Oh! R-I-N-G-O!), the Ringo provides all the puppy pleasure you could want from a Canine Dildo.
The first thing to note about the Ringo is that it is a monumentally massive Dog Dildo at 26.3cm long and 7.4cm at its widest, wildest point. It has a classic doggy design but with massively enhanced features that include a pointed canine head, three sets of dual ribs, prominent veining and an enormous double knot near the base of the toy. The Ringo sits on a suction-cup base for paw-free pleasure and sports a giant pair of poochie balls to grab and grind on.
A loyal canine companion that deserves its place at the top of this list!
#2 The Toutu Canine Dildo
If the Ringo is the culmination of classic Canine Dildo design then the Toutu is like an untamed, sexy stray! The Toutu is a little shorter than the Ringo at 20.3cm but it still packs a proper poochie punch in the length department. Its shaft is uniquely designed in three sections with a gigantic double knot at its base, a single rib divider, a pear-shaped upper shaft and a pointed head. This gives you a gradually increasing stretch as the Toutu works its way in, ending in an eye-watering pop as the knot nudges its way inside.
The Toutu is less veined than some of the Canine Dildos you will find but it does have a unique textured suction cup base, featuring a whole load of bumps and bubbles for epic grinding. It is also one of our favourite Canine Dildos for strap-on play with its (relatively) shorter length making the Toutu easier to maneuver.
#3 The Simon Canine Dildo
The Simon Canine Dildo had to make it onto this list if for no other reason than that it has one of the most understated names in the sex toy world. We all have a friend called Simon, and they are usually the quiet, shy type which makes the Simon Canine Dildo’s name all the more amusing.
Because the Simon is anything but reserved. It packs a whopping 23cm length and a dastardly 7.4cm diameter designed to stretch you to the absolute moaning max. It has a pointed tip like many Canine Dildos and a tremendous double knot but what really had us pick it from the pack is the Simon’s spiral shaft. This texture is not often seen in Canine Dildos and makes the Simon look a little like a 99 ice-cream minus the flake but it provides unparalleled penetrative pleasure.
The Simon Dildo sits on a flared suction-cup base with a relatively slim stem before you hit the double knot, almost like a butt plug shape. But you will need an awful lot of lube if you are planning on sending this pooch in the backdoor!
#4 The Jove Canine Dildo
Of course, size is not always everything, but when it comes to the classic Canine Dildo knot, we like an eye-watering pop. And that is exactly what has catapulted the Jove Canine Dildo into number 4 on our list of 2024’s top dogs.
That’s right, because while the Jove’s 22cm length is nothing to be sniffed at (if you will pardon the puppy pun), it is its gigantic knot that has got our tails wagging. This 7.7cm bulge is one of the biggest we have ever seen and is for the true Size Kings and Queens who just cannot get enough stretch.
Besides its knotty naughtiness, the Jove has a subtly veined texture and a puckering tip for easy insertion and sits on a relatively simple base that is ideal for securing to a strap-on harness (just make sure you are liberal when lathering on the lube to help your partner take that monumental knot!)
#5 The Ben Canine Dildo
And last but certainly not least comes a doggy delights named after Spiderman’s favourite uncle. The Ben Canine Dildo is unlucky to only make it to number 5 on this list because it checks the list of everything you could ever ask for in a sex toy.
First of all, the Ben is packing in the size department with its 23.5cm length making it one of the longest on our list. It has a decent 5.6cm diameter at its base and sits on a suction cup sporting a beautifully formed set of balls.
But the main reason we wanted to include the Ben in this countdown is because of its ergonomic design. Whereas other Canine Dildos are centred around the classic knot shape, the Ben sacrifices this popping feature for pleasure partitions. Its shaft is split into two with the lower part slightly thicker than the upper portion but both sections remaining sleek and slender. This makes the Ben one of the easiest-to-use Canine Dildos for non-resistant penetration and also for strap-on sessions with your puppy partner.
Final Thoughts
And there you have it - the best Canine Dildos of 2024! From knots that pop to squirt species, there is a colossal kennel of canine creations to choose from. So whether you are a doggy debutante or a long-time lover of knotty novelties, we hope this list has helped you find the perfect Canine Dildo for your collection.