How Big is a Horse Dildo?
Hold your horses, folks! Let’s take a trot into the seriously sizeable stable of Horse Dildos! These stallions of the sex toy world have exploded in popularity over the last few years with their eye-watering dimension proving a whinny-ing formula for dildo doyens. From their gargantuan girths to their lofty lengths, Horse Dildos are among the biggest, boldest and baddest sex toys anywhere on the mucky market.
But just how big is a horse dildo exactly? And what on earth are they used for?
In this giddy guide to all things horsey and horny, we will answer all these questions and more! Strap yourself into your saddles, joy jockeys, because this is going to be one hell of a ride! But before we get started…

What is a Horse Dildo?
Horse dildos, also known commonly as Horse Cock Dildos, aren’t just sex toys - they’re the thoroughbreds of the bedroom, pumped and primed full of pure pleasure horsepower. Inspired by the sleek but powerful anatomy of sexy stallions, Horse Cock Dildos are some of the longest and girthiest dildos you will find.
But it isn’t just their dimensions that are special, Horse Dildos are also designed for ultra-realism. They feature veins, bulging horsey heads and even suction cup bases with giant horse balls that you grind on as you gallop.
While they might seem like a daunting leap for beginners, Horse Dildos welcome anyone brave enough to take the reins. With a big old dollop of lube, these titanic toys promise a toe-curling, neigh-t of pony-inspired pleasure!
So…How Big are They?
Now that we have covered the horsey essentials, let’s get back to the question in hoof: How big are Horse Dildos? Well, partner, you’d better brace yourself for some serious stallion stats, because these bad boys are huge.
Designed to be anatomically accurate to the real thing, the average Horse Dildo ranges from a girthy two inches all the way up to a jaw-dropping, hole-stretching four inches in diameter. If you thought that was impressive, wait until you see the length because these equine-inspired ecstasy enablers can reach a full 18 inches or more!
But the sheer size of a Horse Cock Dildo isn’t just for show! With enough length to explore all your inner recesses and a girth that stretches you in all the right ways, Horse Dildos are designed to give you a full-to-the-brim sensation. As we mentioned above, as long as you are liberal when lubing up, Horse Dildos will deliver the deepest delving delights and hit all the saucy spots that smaller toys simply can’t reach.
What are the Different Types of Horse Dildos?
Of course, when it comes to Horse Dildos, there is more than just one thoroughbred in the sexy stable. Whether you’re looking for a classic stallion for your collection or want a filly that is a little more freaky, you will find a Horse Dildo that provides the perfect ride!
Let’s take a trot through your options:
Classic Horse Dildos
The OG of equine-inspired toys, Classic Horse Dildos are all about staying true to form. With these giants, it is all about size, texture and the chance to stretch yourself beyond your limits.
As we said above, a Classic Horse Cock Dildo comes with a veiny, life-like shaft and a flared head with its horsey hood rolled down. The perfect place to start your stallion adventures!
Suction Cup Horse Dildos
If you’re more of a hands-free rider, then Suction Cup Horse Dildos are the perfect mounts for…mounting! Designed with a powerful suction base at the base, you can slap it onto any flat surface and ride it cowgirl (or cowboy!), no reins required. Saddle up in the shower, on the bed on the floor or upside down on the ceiling – your Suction Cup Horse Dildo will stay securely in place no matter how hard you gallop.
Squirting Horse Dildos
Squirting Horse Dildos are for everyone who has dreamed of breeding their own bucking broncos! With hollow shafts and built-in reservoirs, you can fill your Horse Dildo up with your fluid of choice (may we suggest our incredible Cum Lube?) and let loose at the squeeze of a pump. These squirting studs are ideal for bringing your horniest horse fantasies to life - from a colt creampie to a galloping gush that leaves you sticky and satisfied every time.
How to Use a Horse Dildo
Given the sheer size of Horse Dildos, it’s important to approach them with a bit of finesse to ensure your safety and comfort.
First and foremost, lube truly is your best friend. A generous amount of high-quality, water-based lubricant will make all the difference in easing into the equine experience. Horse dildos, like all giant sex toys, need a little extra slickness to glide in comfortably. Think of it like preparing your saddle – without the right gear, it’s going to be one bumpy ride!
Next, don’t rush the rodeo. It’s tempting to dive headfirst (or tail-first) into the action, but it’s essential to start slow. Gradually introduce your Horse Dildo, letting your body adjust to the size and stretch. Your Horse Dildo may look like a racewinner but there’s no need to hit the finish line at full gallop right away. If it feels like you’re trotting too fast, slow down and ease into it. This will ultimately help you to explore all the sensations your Horse dildo has to offer.
Finally, positioning is key. Whether you're riding it standing, sitting or lying down, make sure you’re in a position that feels stable (pardon the pun) and comfortable. You may enjoy the hands-free freedom of a suction cup or prefer to have full control of the reigns. Play around with angles and positions until you find what gets you neigh-ing with delight.
Final Thoughts
So if you’re ready to horse around and turn your bedroom into the ultimate sex stable, a quality Horse Dildo is an absolute must! They are not just giant sex toys, they are titanic tributes to the noble steeds or your dirtiest, more daring dreams! So saddle up, lube up and take the reins as you gallop through meadows of magical moans. Giddy up, folks!