Horse dildos are some of the longest and thickest fantasy toys. This guide compares popular models by total length and diameter, shows how they feel in use, and shares safe-play tips. Always check the product page for final specs before buying.
Top 6 popular horse dildos in our store
Based on GA4 engagement and recent UK orders. Specs are approximate.
1) Kentucky Derby
Classic stallion profile with a confident flare. Solid suction for hands-free rides and a smooth pour that glides once warmed with lube.
- Total length: 28.0 cm
- Diameter: 6.0 cm (≈ 18.8 cm girth)
2) Marengo (Vibrating)
Beginner-friendly diameter with vibration for warmup and edge play. Slimmer shaft helps with depth control and comfort.
- Total length: 26.5 cm
- Diameter: 3.8 cm (≈ 11.9 cm girth)
3) Louisville
Compact length for control. The thicker body delivers a dense, satisfying stretch at modest depth.
- Total length: 21.0 cm
- Diameter: 5.0 cm (≈ 15.7 cm girth)
4) Count Fleet (Ejaculating)
Immersive role-play with realistic finish. Set up the tube before play and rinse immediately after for easy cleanup.
- Total length: 30.0 cm
- Diameter: 4.6 cm (≈ 14.5 cm girth)
5) Mammoth
Built for limit explorers. Pair with warm water and extra lube layers. Side-lying position reduces strain and helps relaxation.
- Total length: 35.0 cm
- Diameter: 7.0 cm (≈ 22.0 cm girth)
6) Kentucky Derby (Squirting)
Derby geometry with a thicker presence. Great for photo shoots or playful scenes. Dry the channel fully between sessions.
- Total length: 28.0 cm
- Diameter: 6.2 cm (≈ 19.4 cm girth)
Size comparison at a glance
| Model | Total length | Diameter | Approx. girth |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Kentucky Derby
|
28.0 cm | 6.0 cm | ≈ 18.8 cm |
|
Marengo (Vibrating)
|
26.5 cm | 3.8 cm | ≈ 11.9 cm |
|
Louisville
|
21.0 cm | 5.0 cm | ≈ 15.7 cm |
|
Count Fleet (Ejaculating)
|
30.0 cm | 4.6 cm | ≈ 14.5 cm |
|
Mammoth
|
35.0 cm | 7.0 cm | ≈ 22.0 cm |
|
Kentucky Derby (Squirting)
|
28.0 cm | 6.2 cm | ≈ 19.4 cm |
Bucephalus family – size ladder
| Model | Type | Total length | Diameter | Approx. girth |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Bucephalus (Ejaculating) — Biggest
|
Ejaculating | 40.5 cm | 7.5 cm | ≈ 23.6 cm |
 Bucephalus (Ejaculating) — Bigger
|
Ejaculating | 34.0 cm | 6.5 cm | ≈ 20.4 cm |
|
Bucephalus (Ejaculating)
|
Ejaculating | 27.0 cm | 5.0 cm | ≈ 15.7 cm |
 Bucephalus (Standard)
|
Standard | 27.0 cm | 5.0 cm | ≈ 15.7 cm |
Safe play tips
- Warm up with smaller toys or fingers. Depth and stretch tolerance build over time.
- Use plenty of water-based lube and re-apply. For longer sessions, layer lube and keep a drip bottle within reach.
- Favour side-lying or squatted positions for heavier pours; they reduce abdominal strain.
- Clean toys before and after use. See: How to clean silicone fantasy toys.
- For ejaculating models, flush tubing immediately after use and air-dry completely.
Why trust this guide
Written by Emily Conway, creative director of Dragon Dildo® (UK-registered trademark, 2021). Emily validates product specs against our catalogue, analyses GA4 trends, and cross-checks insights with verified UK buyer feedback.
What buyers say
Rated 4.8/5 — based on verified UK customer reviews
“Gorgeous pour and easy to clean — still looks new after months.” — Verified UK customer
FAQs about horse dildos
How big are horse dildos?
Popular models range from about 21 cm to 35 cm in length and 3.8–7.0 cm in diameter. Always check the product page for exact dimensions.
Which model is best for beginners?
Slimmer options like Marengo (Vibrating) help with warmup and control. Shorter models with moderate diameter can be easier to manage.
Are ejaculating versions harder to clean?
They include tubing that should be flushed with warm soapy water and fully air-dried after each use.
What lube should I use?
Always use water-based lube with platinum silicone toys. Re-apply often during longer sessions.