Choosing, using and caring for your next Squirting Dildo

Are you ready to dive into the deep end of erotic bliss? Looking for a sexual tsunami of epic proportions? Then it’s time to immerse yourself in the sensationally slippery world of squirting dildos.  These unique sex toys are designed to simulate ejaculation, adding a whole new wet and wild realism and excitement to your bedroom escapades. In this comprehensive guide, we'll navigate the vast ocean of these intriguing devices, providing you with the knowledge you need to make an informed choice, maintain your new aquatic companion, and unlock a tidal wave of ecstasy. 

So, strap on your life jacket and grab your snorkel, because we're about to embark on a thrilling voyage into the realm of squirting dildos!

What are Squirting Dildos?

Squirting dildos may look at first glance like regular sex toys but they have a secret power. That’s right, these synthetic schlongs provide all the regular rumpy pumpy that a standard dildo does but are also designed to release a realistic cumshot that would have the most potent pornstars nodding in approval. 

This is all down to the squirting dildo’s unique design which incorporates a reservoir for holding fluid inside the hollow shaft of the dildo and a mechanism (usually a hand pump) to release it on command. 

Squirting dildos come in various materials but the most sought-after are made from body-safe platinum silicone. This material looks and feels amazing and is perfect for creating incredible designs like the huge range of fantasy squirting dildos available on the market. 

Squirting dildos also come in a variety of shapes and sizes so whatever fits your…requirements…there will be a squirting dildo out there that is perfect for you. 

What are Squirting Dildos Used For? 

Squirting dildos are incredibly versatile and adaptable sex toys, catering to a wide range of fantasies. 

Some of the most popular ways squirting dildos can be used include: 

1. Porno Recreation 

Ever dreamt of reenacting your favourite steamy porn scenes? Whether it's a full-on Japanese bukkake scene or a DP scene to play out with your partner, a squirting dildo will allow you to indulge in your fantasies and end with a realistic climax.

2. Cuckolding

Some couples love to explore the cuckolding kink, where one partner watches the other engage in sexual activity with someone else. A squirting dildo can enable you to act out a cuckolding scenario without involving a third party.

3. Creampie Fantasies 

Squirting dildos are also perfect for all-female couples or solo players of every gender to engage in a creampie fantasy. With the right squirting dildo, you can even control the timing and intensity of the creampie so it’s as messy as you like. 

4. BDSM and Power Dynamics 

Squirting dildos can also be a powerful addition to BDSM scenes, where control and power dynamics play a significant role. Dominants can use the toy's squirting feature to reward or punish their submissive, making the experience more intense and immersive.

5. Gender Expression and Transgender Play 

For transgender individuals or those exploring their gender identity, squirting dildos can be an empowering tool. They can provide a more authentic experience, allowing the user to express their gender in a way that feels right for them.

6. Just for Fun 

At the end of the day, squirting dildos can be a lot of fun! The element of surprise and a sticky denouement to your debauchery can be the perfect ending to a good old-fashioned bonking.

How to Choose the Right Squirting Dildo

Before you embark on your squirting dildo journey, it's essential to buy the right toy for your needs.

Here's what you need to consider when choosing your ideal ejaculating companion:

Material Matters 

Squirting dildos are made from a range of different sex toy materials including silicone, rubber and glass. Each material has its pros and cons, but as we mentioned above, silicone is generally the most popular choice both because it feels incredible and due to its body-safe and hypoallergenic properties.

Size it Up 

As the old saying goes, size matters, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that bigger is always better. There is no point choosing a massive squirting dildo if it is just too big for you to enjoy. Just as ego lifting in the gym is counterproductive, ego dildoing will leave you unsatisfied, so be realistic when choosing the ideal girth and length. 

Shape and Style 

Curved or straight? Realistic or abstract? With so many different squirting dildos available, choosing the right shape and style can be the easiest decision and the most difficult. If you are really struggling, just go ahead and buy a few different squirting dildos to experiment with (you can always gift some of them to a horny friend!)

Fluid Frenzy

Decide what type of fluid you'd like to use with your squirting dildo. Some people love the authentic look and feel of cum lube while other people prefer water, flavoured lubes or even their favourite alcoholic drink (champagne cumshots, anyone?!) Most squirting dildos can be used with a range of liquids so whatever you choose should be fine. 

How to Clean and Sterilise Your Liquid Love Machine

Proper cleaning and sterilising of your squirting dildo are crucial for maintaining its lifespan and keeping things hygienic. 

Follow these steps for a squeaky-clean experience:

1. Empty

Before cleaning your squirting dildo, make sure to empty any remaining cum lube or other fluid from the reservoir.

2. Wash

Use warm water and mild, unscented soap to gently clean your squirting dildo. Focus on the nooks and crannies, particularly around the ejaculating mechanism. You can use a soft cloth and a soft-bristled toothbrush to really get into the grooves, bumps and ridges of a textured dildo.

3. Sterilise

For silicone and glass dildos, you can sterilise them by boiling them for a few minutes or placing them in the top rack of your dishwasher.

4. Dry

Pat your squirting dildo dry with a clean, lint-free towel and allow it to air dry completely. This will stop it getting mouldy during storage.

5. Store

Keeping your squirting dildo in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight will ensure its longevity. Some squirting dildos come with a storage bag or pouch, but if yours doesn't, you can purchase one separately or even use a clean sock. 

Final Thoughts

With our deep dive into the world of squirting dildos complete, it's time to make a splash in the bedroom! Harness the power of your newfound knowledge to choose, use and care for your very own ejaculating joy-bringer. Just make sure to choose the right squirting dildo, experiment with different liquids and clean and store your toy properly. This will guarantee the best sticky results and keep your squirting dildo in perfect condition for years to come